शरारती हिंदी SMS-2

Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U
 

Welcome To Care center

Khushi k liye1 dabaye.

Muskan k liye 2dabaye.

Mujhse

dosti k liye 3dabaye.

Mujhse peecha chudane k liye apna gala dabaye

 

zindagi behal hai ,

sur hai na tal hai,

msg box bhi kangal hai,

kya apke sms factory

me hadtal hai,

yar kuch bhi bhejo,

ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...

 

Maine apko phone kiya to network bola,

Namskar,

murkho ki duniya me apka

swagat hai,

Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat karna chate hai uska DIMAG out of

coverage hai.

 

 

Namaskar

Agar Dharti par ho to SMS bhejo,

Aasman me ho to Barish bhejo.

Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo,

Aur agar Narak me ho to ...

Enjoy Yourself!