शरारती SMS -6

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,

aaj nahin aaya,

kaha na kabhi kabhi

aata hai!

 

 

Teri awaz sunane ko jab taras jata hoon,

to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.

Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,

to cartoon network laga leta hoon.

 

Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.

 

Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi katata hai

 

Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

 

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahin aaya....
laila ne 2 din se khana nahin khaya....
laila marne wali hai majnu ke pyar main...
or majnu baitha hai SMS free hone ke intezaar main

 

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM

 

panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar
bataya hai ki .aapke mobile per kanjusi ki
maha dasha mandra rahi hai ,turant mujhe dher sare
sms bhej ke grah shanti kaaren..... dhanyawad.

 

dil hai to pyaar hai,
pyar hai to ishq hai,
ishq hai to mohabbat hai,
mohabbat hai to dard hai,
dar hai to,
to
to
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to
to
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to
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to
IODEX hai na......

 

Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na.

 

Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai