मजेदार SMS

Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan
kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to
Gadha PAHELWAAN…..

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1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta
hai.2nd gadha-tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.1st gadha-kya batau
yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to
dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar
ruka hua hu

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What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!

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Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Ge
aho
Bura bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss

 

Confused naa?
Ab neechey se padho

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Can u think k
2+5=11
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..
"GALTI SE"

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Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne
kuch nahi kaha!!Kyon?
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Sooncho
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my bataoon
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Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !