अप्रैल फूल SMS | April Fool SMS
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
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Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay,
har vaqt, maheno,
salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha
aur dhadakta rahega
aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
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A study has proved that all fools
use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!
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I want U to know that
U are very important to me,
It's impossible for me to live without U
even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere....
DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do
aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
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Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
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Yeh sulagata jism,
Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan,
Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha
ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
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Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
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Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa.
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai
ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai,
lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
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A - U r AttractiveB - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
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For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
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When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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In your life, when you wake up
& don't see any one,
then come to me,
i'll be there to hold ur hand
& take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......
train ruki, khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
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If u don't mindIf u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......
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I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said
" People should LOVE animals. “
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Today, tommorow and forever
there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
