Funny Hindi SMS -1

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APki Ankhon main "SHARAFAT"
Chaal main "NAZAKAT"
Dil main "SACHCHAI"
Aur Chehre main "SAFAI" 
Phir kyun na bole her Ladki Apko "BHAI"

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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka
Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:To Phir Chal Kar
Thori Parhai Karte Hein

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One day sardar was lying on beach.
Then a european asked him,
"are you RELAXING..?".
Then he said,
"No i am  GOPAL SINGH ! "

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If a Baby Mosquito
asks permision frm its mother
2 go 4movie with its Frnds..
Wat wil its mother say?
"Be careful
while audience Clapping"

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Why does a man
with a broken heart
not need General Knowledge?
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Bcoz
Jab Dil hi toot gaya,
to 'G.K.' kya karenge

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Bacha On 1st April:
Kitchen Mein Nokar,
Nokrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai
Mummy:abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska
Bacha:April Fool
wo toh PAPA hai.

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Bhagvan k bina mandir adhura hai,
Dosti k bina jivan adhura hai,
usi tarah Tumhare bina@!..........
JUMBO CIRCUS adhura hai.

 

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