Cute and Cool SMS – Be Soft & cool like water


Cute and Cool SMS

Be Soft & cool like water,

so U can Adjust anywhere In Life!!

Be tough & attractive Like Diamond,

So No one can play with

ur Emotions.


1.Regular naps prevent old age

especially if you take them while driving.

2. Marriage is a relationship

in which one person is always right

and the other is the husband!

3.You can’t buy love

but you definitely pay heavily for it.

4.True friends stab you in the front.

5.It doesn’t matter how often

a married man changes his job,

he still ends up with the same boss.


I m feeling so happy,

do you Know y?

coz I m so lucky,

do u Knw y?

coz god loves me,

do u Knw how?

coz he gave me a gift,

do u Knw what?

its U My Love.


U are the biggest

tube light in this world

upar padh liya na..

ab niche kya

Certificate dhoond rahe ho !!!


Santa: My father dug the Suez Canal.

Banta: That’s nothing,

have you heard of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I have.

Banta: My dad killed it.


Inspiring lines for the day:

Born with personality

is an accident

but dying as a personality

is an achievement.


One day Santa was lying on beach.

Then a european asked him,

“are you RELAXING..?”.

Then he said,

“No i am SANTA¬† SINGH ! “


All beautiful things start from the heart.

All bad things start 4m the mind”.

Never let the mind rule ur heart.

Let the heart rule ur mind.


A Dog ll Not Hurt u

If u Beat It Wid A Bone.

Use The Right Weapon

2 Handle People.


If a Baby Mosquito

asks permision frm its mother

2 go 4movie with its Frnds..

Wat wil its mother say?

“Be careful

while audience Clapping”


Why does a man

with a broken heart

not need General Knowledge?





Jab Dil hi toot gaya,

to ‘G.K.’ kya karenge


Bacha On 1st April:

Kitchen Mein Nokar,

Nokrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai

Mummy:abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska

Bacha:April Fool

wo toh PAPA hai.


Dreams visit us

when we are asleep

but commitment wakes us up each day

and gives us every chance

to make our dreams come true.


Life is not parking lot

It’s racing track

Keep on moving no matter

when & where u start

Plan & reach ur goals

& keep making new records.