Cute and Cool SMS – Be Soft & cool like water

Cute and Cool SMS
Be Soft & cool like water,
so U can Adjust anywhere In Life!!
Be tough & attractive Like Diamond,
So No one can play with
ur Emotions.

1.Regular naps prevent old age
especially if you take them while driving.
2. Marriage is a relationship
in which one person is always right
and the other is the husband!
3.You can’t buy love
but you definitely pay heavily for it.
4.True friends stab you in the front.
5.It doesn’t matter how often
a married man changes his job,
he still ends up with the same boss.

I m feeling so happy,
do you Know y?
coz I m so lucky,
do u Knw y?
coz god loves me,
do u Knw how?
coz he gave me a gift,
do u Knw what?
its U My Love.

U are the biggest
tube light in this world

upar padh liya na..
ab niche kya
Certificate dhoond rahe ho !!!

Santa: My father dug the Suez Canal.
Banta: That’s nothing,
have you heard of Dead Sea?
Santa: Yes, I have.
Banta: My dad killed it.

Inspiring lines for the day:
Born with personality
is an accident
but dying as a personality
is an achievement.

One day Santa was lying on beach.
Then a European asked him,
“are you RELAXING..?”.
Then he said,
“No I am SANTA  SINGH ! ”

All beautiful things start from the heart.
All bad things start 4m the mind”.
Never let the mind rule ur heart.
Let the heart rule ur mind.

A Dog ll Not Hurt u
If u Beat It Wid A Bone.
Use The Right Weapon
2 Handle People.

If a Baby Mosquito
asks permision frm its mother
2 go 4movie with its Frnds..
Wat wil its mother say?
“Be careful
while audience Clapping”

Why does a man
with a broken heart
not need General Knowledge?
Jab Dil hi toot gaya,
to ‘G.K.’ kya karenge

Bacha On 1st April:
Kitchen Mein Nokar,
Nokrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai
Mummy:abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska
Bacha:April Fool
wo toh PAPA hai.

Dreams visit us
when we are asleep
but commitment wakes us up each day
and gives us every chance
to make our dreams come true.

Life is not parking lot
It’s racing track
Keep on moving no matter
when & where u start
Plan & reach ur goals
& keep making new records.