Funny Hindi SMS – Apni Girlfriend Ko Birthday Par Kya Doon?

Funny Hindi SMS – Apni Girlfriend Ko Birthday Par Kya Doon?

Boyfriend:Tumhare ghar gaya tha,
mujhe nahi lagta hamari shaadi hogi.
Girlfriend:Kyo,mere papa se mile kya?
Boyfriend:Nahi,tumhari behan se

Santa: Mai apni G/F ko
birthday par kya du?
Banta: wo dikhti kaisi hai?
Santa: kareena kapoor jesi
Banta: To phir usey mera number dede.


Bhagt- Hey bhagwan!
kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho?
Bhagwan- Kyon nahi beta
Bhagt- Toh meri 4 botal
chandigarh police station me jabt hai,
woh chhudwa do!!

Teacher: Batao ki purane samay mei
Sri Lanka ko Sone ki Lanka kyun kaha jata tha.
Student: Kyunki Kumbkaran vahan
din-raat sota rehta tha.!!

Teachr:Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He.
Student:Sir Is Lye Kyu K Mere Papa Ki
Wish He K Me Doctor Banu.