Funny Hindi SMS – Apni Girlfriend Ko Birthday Par Kya Doon?

Funny Hindi SMS – Apni Girlfriend Ko Birthday Par Kya Doon?

Boyfriend : Tumhare ghar gaya tha,
mujhe nahi lagta hamari shaadi hogi.
Girlfriend : Kyon, mere papa se mile kya?
Boyfriend : Nahi, tumhari behan se :)

Santa: Mai apni Girlfriend ko birthday par kya doon?
Banta: wo dikhti kaisi hai?
Santa: Kareena Kapoor jaisi
Banta: To phir usey mera number dede.


Bhagat- Hey bhagwan! kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho?
Bhagwan – Kyon nahi beta
Bhagat- Toh meri char botal chandigarh police station me jabt hai,
woh chhudwa do!!

Teacher: Batao ki purane samay mai
Sri Lanka ko Sone ki Lanka kyun kaha jata tha.
Student: Kyunki Kumbkaran vahan
din-raat sota rehta tha.!!

Teachr:Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He.
Student:Sir Is Lye Kyu Ki Mere Papa Ki
Wish Hai Ki Main Doctor Banu.