Funny Hindi SMS – Apni Girlfriend Ko Birthday Par Kya Doon?

Funny Hindi SMS – Apni Girlfriend Ko Birthday Par Kya Doon?

Boyfriend:Tumhare ghar gaya tha,

mujhe nahi lagta hamari shaadi hogi.

Girlfriend:Kyo,mere papa se mile kya?

Boyfriend:Nahi,tumhari behan se

 

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Santa: Mai apni G/F ko

birthday par kya du?

Banta: wo dikhti kaisi hai?

Santa: kareena kapoor jesi

Banta: To phir usey mera number dede.

 

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Bhagt- Hey bhagwan!

kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho?

Bhagwan- Kyon nahi beta

Bhagt- Toh meri 4 botal

chandigarh police station me jabt hai,

woh chhudwa do!!

 

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Teacher: Batao ki purane samay mei

Sri Lanka ko Sone ki Lanka kyun kaha jata tha.

Student: Kyunki Kumbkaran vahan

din-raat sota rehta tha.!!

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Teachr:Tumhari Writing

Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He.

Student:Sir Is Lye Kyu K Mere Papa Ki

Wish He K Me Doctor Banu.